It's so cold in the D!

Tomorrow, I go back to the doctor. I am 16 weeks this week. On Friday, the baby decided to show itself to the world...I happened to be wearing horizontal stripes. I was told "It's official. You are pregnant." No crap. If I didn't know by now, then all the puking and sickness I've been feeling was a tell tale sign!



So, today, I decided I want a bunny. P said ok. Yay!!! I want this one.









How cute is this little guy??????



Anyway, here's some things I'd like to discuss today.


1. Why do people think that because I don't have a "job" right now, that I have time to take care of their personal business? I'm not working because I am knocked up and laid off...which means I need to get PAID. I don't and won't work for free! I am not a personal assistant! I HAVE A BABY TO FEED.


2. I don't really like talking on the phone that much. I don't mind every now and again, but as a general rule, I just don't talk on the phone like that. So, if I don't answer the phone, that does NOT mean keep calling me back...especially if we don't talk often. Especially if you leave a message every time you call. Especially if you also text me several times. STOP IT. Like the message says, I will call you back at MY earliest convenience. If it happens to be 3 days later, then so be it!


3. I wish I had a pager. Instead of a cell phone. A pager that I could make calls from...wait...I guess that is what I have, since I don't answer the phone.


4. How the F does a person with NO JOB not qualify for WIC? I don't believe this. All that money I paid in taxes over the years, and now when a nigga needs some cheese, I can't get any? I can't get a gallon of Lactaid? A can of tuna? NOTHING? Ok...can I get that cash back then? Because now, I NEED it.


5. Does anyone ever notice, while watching the court shows, the facial reactions of the people in the audience? Especially when they are talking to each other? Or when they don't believe or are disgusted with the lies either party is telling? That can be funnier than the actual case itself. Judge Karen is such a lady. Judge Marilyn Milian is going to jump off the bench and kick someone's behind one day.


6. I cannot stand the guy that does the Everest institue commercials. "You're on the phone all day anyway! Don't do it for me, do it for yourself!" Ol wack nigga. He looks like he is older than he portrays, and his baseball caps are too small for his head. He might as well be saying "you ain't doing $ anyway but watching these court shows, making grilled cheese sandwiches and talking on the phone!"


7. Speaking of daytime tv, why are their court shows on BACK TO BACK, ALL DAY? And I seem to watch the majority of them. In the 90's it was talk shows all day. Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake, Sally Jesse, etc. Now, the morning starts with People's Court, then Divorce Court/Judge Hatchett, then Judge Karen, then Cristina's Court, then Divorce Court/People's Court again, then Judge Alex/Judge Jeanine Pirro, then Judge Judy at 4. Then it's time for P to get off of work so I have to get up and pretend I've done something productive all day. In addition to the court shows, there's a lot of commercials for personal injury lawyers and rapid tax filing services...see a pattern here?


8. Cleveland has much better Chinese Food than Detroit. Hands down. And what's the deal with batter dipped shrimp? There's only 1 place I know of at home that has that...Carribean Sea. The place where they have white island people working during the day, and black people from 3-close. I need breading on my shrimp, not foam. Who does that?


Last question - what's up with folks and their sense of entitlement?

Finally....I never knew people lied so much until I started watching all these darn court shows. The world is full of liars!